The Lake is great, its the best lake ever, where the seahorses roam and unicorns dance all day. Forget about it, go to the lake, get out of town, get outta here. Go now. Get that platypus, its 1 million years old, look at it in its purple valor, majestically galloping through fields of mystic monster trees on purpose. This is no accident.
This is the lake, where beautiful bear-like creatures move with ease and summon the rain; with their laser beam eyes they strike down the sun. This lake is made of water, not just any water, magic bean water. There are no beans in it, but if there were, it would be bean colored and magic. Don’t drink the water children. The great mighty lake.